May 2012
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.
lol Tony yes
When you're playing hide and seek and cant find...
theepichumor:
Sex Scene on TV + Parents in the room
theepichumor:
And you don’t know whether you should be like
POKERFACE:
OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:
Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:
Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:
Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:
Looking at everything but the screen:
Acting as if nothing is wrong:
…Or you’re simply like this:
...
That "dance" you do when you're on the computer... →
theepichumor:
lol yes
nekonohime:
omg this love triangle between Korra/Mako/Bolin
So, I lost a follower
legitimatewasteoftime:
Maybe because of my abusive Avengers, Loki, and Korra posts.
I REGRET NOTHING.
When your mom puts on her oldies and you know...
epic-humor:
And she looks at you sing like:
You’re just into it:
And she joins in and y’all are like:
http://funniestpostz.tumblr.com/
porn4ladies:
I spend hours looking for the best porn to get off to and then its over in five minutes
yesss