Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.
lol Tony yes
akrep: lol the song fits so well
When you're playing hide and seek and cant find...
Sex Scene on TV + Parents in the room
theepichumor: And you don’t know whether you should be like POKERFACE: OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this: Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything: Looking confused and quickly leaving the room: Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested: Looking at everything but the screen: Acting as if nothing is wrong: …Or you’re simply like this: ...
That "dance" you do when you're on the computer... →
theepichumor: lol yes
nekonohime: omg this love triangle between Korra/Mako/Bolin
So, I lost a follower
legitimatewasteoftime: Maybe because of my abusive Avengers, Loki, and Korra posts. I REGRET NOTHING.
When your mom puts on her oldies and you know...
epic-humor: And she looks at you sing like: You’re just into it: And she joins in and y’all are like: http://funniestpostz.tumblr.com/
porn4ladies: I spend hours looking for the best porn to get off to and then its over in five minutes yesss