Did you experience a sexual awakening while watching the scene in Disney’s Aladdinwhen Iago the parrot keeps shoving crackers into the tied-up Sultan’s mouth? Then, boy, do I have the audiobook for you.
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Avengers pick up lines:
- Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
- Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
- Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
- Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
- Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.
- lol Tony yes
The Teletubbies unmasked
EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR
I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES
im not even fucking kidding i just
there were PEOPLE in there
oh my god
my entire life has been a lie
what. I thought they were like…3 feet tall! WHAT.
he is a human tinky winky! this pleases me!wait there were seriously people in them
i thought maybe the black guy would’ve been the purple one yfm
holy shit. they weren’t tiny?!
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THEY WERE TINY
Black guy I just wanna say, yeah fuck yeah you go hard bby. Like a mothafuckin pimp
Yes. Of course there were people in those COSTUMES.
I really never even thought of there being people in those…
lol I’m just laughing at everybody’s comments, of course there were ppl! in giant ass costumes lol
Actually this is better.
Here Is Gilbert Gottfried Reading Aloud from Fifty Shades of Grey
I need this!
Oh my god my librarian and I talked about this earlier today.
I CAN’T EVEN.
I AM CACKLING OH MY GOD.
I can’t even see this on my device but it needs to be catalogued.
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lol ^ THAT
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