1. Anonymous said: what is "good pussy" serious question here

    bootyscientist:

    pussy that make u think about being a father

     

  2. Anonymous said: Fellas, how did you learn to go down on a girl? I know practice makes perfect but this seems like one of those things that always needs experience to even get started.

    bootyscientist:

    lovelyandbrown:

    brigittefires:

    lovelyandbrown:

    Bryant: it takes practice. it takes being humble because you should always be open to new techniques…never settle. eat pussy like an underdog. 

    Me: O_O

    Take a peach. Bite a big ol’ hunk out of it. Now, figure out how many different ways you can lick that peach. Seriously, keep count. Now try to replicate some of them. Do that, before you read on. I’ll wait.

    When you’re done, eat the rest of that peach. If you aren’t disgusted by how much slobber is on that peach, then you have not found enough ways of licking it yet. Try to nibble the peach without piercing its flesh. Keep going with all the parts of your mouth until you can’t hold onto the peach anymore because it’s too slippery. Did you lick the pit a bit too? No? Better get your ass another peach.

    Now take a strawberry. Lick, suck, and nibble that strawberry from the peak end until you get it about half gone. Lick the strawberry to death, too, but don’t be afraid to get on that green-leafy section too. You might be surprised at how the licks you tried on the peach are different, and how the seemingly-unappetizing green leafy part really isn’t so bad (especially after your tongue is covered in strawberry juice anyway). Why yes, that is a euphemism for pubic hair! You’re learning! Try to nibble the strawberry without piercing its flesh.

    Now find a willing partner and SPECIFICALLY ASK THEM if they would be willing to have you go down on them and give you feedback, both during and after. Put one hand on their hip, and one hand on their breast (you did wash them first, right?)—let’s leave your hands out of this, for now. Allllll those different licks and nibbles, try them out on all the different parts going on down there. Part labia, move it around, find the clitoris, all with your tongue and lips, and no fingers allowed. Nose is cheating but if you use it we will let it slide. Try things a few times in a row and see what your partner says, if anything, and then do something else a few times. Don’t do any one thing for too long, unless your partner tells you not to stop or moan in disappointment when you change it up a bit.

    After your partner has declared themselves spent, then and only then may you stop. Jaw hurts? Use your lips closed for a while, or open up more. Drowning? Good job, there are worse ways to go.

    Now, go forth, and take that pussy to church!

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  3. cornbreadandblackeyedpeas:

    Photographer | Spencer Charles

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  4. postracialcomments:

    decolonize-all-the-things:

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    blacknoonajade:

    Today was an exceptional day. 

    wow…..

    just…

    white folks have some fucking nerve

    Wow. Whites are just out of control

    Lol wow

    What. The. Entire. FUCK.

    Lawd this is real

    This is pitiful

     

  5. Here I am…at olive garden…

     
  6. kat-blaque:

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    summersunnset:

    ricardosminaj:

    Nicki Minaj speaking the truth on twitter about racism (7/23/14)

    Gimmie a break. Everyone can succeed if they work hard.

    u would say that because your white

    How did I know you would say that. Nikki is black and she makes more than me. #icomeinpeace

    I see that went right over your head…Nicki’s post had nothing to do with money but it had all to do with the music industry today

    what I’m saying, If I must address the rap world and the so call “beef” between iggy and nicki. Nicki Minaj has worked her ass off to make a name for herself in the industry, not only as a rapper but as a pop star too. She had songs like super bass and starships but also gave iconic verses like the monster feature, just to show people that she can survive in both lanes.

    Not to mention that she also had 3 memorable mixtapes to back up her hip-hop credentials and now has to sit and watch as a mediocre rapper like iggy get praised as the new rap queen off of a few catchy choruses and plus the fact that she is white. I don’t know about you but I would be pissed if I didn’t get the credit I deserved too.

    Iggy was born in Australia and grew up on a farm, dropped out of high school, moved to the U.S. when she was 16 and met a guy that was in his 20s that eventually hooked her up with modeling agencies. Dude was basically her sugar daddy because he paid for her first apartment and all her expenses. She comes out with a couple of mixtapes and an EP that non of which are critically acclaimed. Drops some singles from her album like Work, Change Your Life, and Bounce (non of which cracked the top 50 on billboard).

    So then she releases Fancy, now Clear Channel (which owns 840 radio stations in the US) has a voting system that saves artist if their songs aren’t doing so well on the charts, it’s called the “on the verge” program. They voted to add Iggy’s song Fancy to every station and that song must get 150 spins from each one. (that’s how u hear the same song 4-5 times in one hour)

    That made Iggy’s song get stuck in people’s heads so they eventually bought it and that’s how iggy became a huge star. Not by hard work, not by rap skills, not by good songs but by people feeling pity on her flopping singles so they had to save her career. Iggy is not seen as a rapper, she is in the same category as Pitbull, flo-rida and Macklemore, they all will have top tens and possibly #1s but are never looked at as great rappers.

    Iggy has been putting out mediocre music that is catchy to garner the attention of the pop/mainstream world but has yet to release anything that makes her a great lyricist/rapper. Iggy’s complexion and body has gotten her more attention than her music. Now u can say that nicki uses her body to for attention too but she captures ur attention with her body and u stay captivated by her metaphors, flow, versatility, and the lyrics of her songs.

    ( notice how I didn’t mention Iggy’s fake accent when she raps or her horrendous album sales compared to Nicki’s first album… but that’s none of my business🐸☕️)

    PS: If u don’t mind, when u address the queen her name is spelled N I C K I not Nikki. thanks

    I forgot I responded like this lol… I was definitely in my feelings

    READ HAA!!

    Damn. I learned something new.

    Tell these privileged basics, Queen Nick !!!

    👀

    Best retaliation, tbh. There’s no way to refute anything you said.

    FUCK. You went in. True though..

    Where is the lie???

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  7. gailsimone:

    lawebloca:

    Friends

    I almost died just now.

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  8. kingsleyyy:

    i want a bf :/

    and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

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  9. amewesing:

    This is so important

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  10. sageoftenpaths:

    Teyonah Parris for Bright Ideas Magazine.

    WOW

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  11. bonerjangles:

    can someone please explain to me why white people having dreadlocks is cultural appropriation and black people having them isn’t? like dreadlocks mostly come from the Rastafari movement, which was a new ideology, so wouldn’t it be cultural appropriation if they weren’t…

     
  12. shoomlah:

    brotoro:

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    cyberrghetto:

    omg

    Dear White People Official Trailer 1 (2014) - Comedy HD

    all I see is black people talking about this. white people. go see this movie. you need to see this movie.

    YESSss it’s finally happening!  So smart, so hilarious, and so rare to see a concept trailer make the jump from dream to reality- October 17th can’t get here fast enough. :D

     
     
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  14. sir-afropunk:

    kwamejaw:

    vidalamama:

    linrenzo:

    This is important

    And the white guy is stealing her purse.

    symbolic

    Exactly how America is.
    The white man you can’t see stealing from everyone while racist white people have their eyes on people of color. So blinded.

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    jordenkeithphotography:

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